I can't believe I'm turning this into a post...and I also can't believe I felt like walking up the wall, out of exasperation.
This is something I had held up to be appreciable, worthy of being praised...raise your hand if you have a little chatter box around you doing the one million per day question run.
Yes. 1, 2, 3...put them down, please.
There I was minding my own business trying to make dinner and in they ran with all their paraphernalia of office in tow...and it all began..